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Friday, February 19, 2010

Revolting Blob.


Having a stalker with the name of “Revolting Blob” is not usually a good thing. After a year and a half of careful investigation, the mysterious “Revolting Blob” is back in the spotlight. Through a long and laborious build up of evidence, “Revolting Blob” has indirectly caused much finger-pointing, though this shadow individual has yet to confess to his…
… Erm, obviously welcome and appreciated Vanguardian support.

RevoltingBlob has left a new comment on your post "Cuckoo For Coffee Cart": 11/5/09

Thanks to the coffee cart for catering our meeting the other day! My only complaint: where is my missing mug?????

RevoltingBlob has left a new comment on your post "New Kids On The Block": 11/5/09

Hey, It's great to see new students arriving. Join the Opera club! It's the coolest place to be!!!

RevoltingBlob has left a new comment on your post "Art Work Destroyed": 11/5/09

Ok this is an old article but we did discover that the artwork was accidentily destroyed by an over zealous night shift maintenence worker in an attempt to clean the walls. Ok, that was a bit of a run on sentence but it's not like I teach English.

RevoltingBlob has left a new comment on your post "Devil's Lake": 11/19/09

Young man, Thank you for your inquiry! The grotesque name I can not explain except to say I am who I am or who the world makes me out to be. If I remind you of a teacher I can only take that as a compliment. Teacher is an honored name and to the one who respects or reveres his teacher I say "well done".
To answer your question as to how I found this "petite blog" I say I am one who has discovered surfing in my old age and am continually surprised at the worlds I find. I firmly believe that great ideas come from "petite places".

RevoltingBlob has left a new comment on your post "Devil's Lake": 12/1/08

Thank You, young man, for your interest in me. Sometimes an old man gets left behind as the train of time moves on. As someone who breathed the passion of writing, I can say "The Truth Shall Set You Free". Good writing takes risks as you are no doubt discovering. Yes, I enjoy the Vanguardian and look forward to your musings. Write on and "Know Thyself".

RevoltingBlob has left a new comment on your post "Devil's Lake": 11/17/08

You kids look like you're having a great time up in the old great north. If this old man's legs still worked I would be up there too. Enjoy it while you're young. The world's your oyster!

RevoltingBlob has left a new comment on your post "Students cast their ballots": 11/17/08

This oldtimer loves his pumpkin pie with a big old scoop of whipped cream on it. Brings a smile to this sad old man'd life! It's worth it's weight in gold!

"I like to believe that there is a little bit of the Revolting Blob in all of us. The Blob has a passion for truth and exploration through journalism. All of us should embrace our inner Blobs and connect with the world around us. So you ask if I am the Blob. I ask you, are you the Blob?" (Mike O'Brien's defense to the accusations.)

Though this is all still in question, Director Mike O’Brien is currently suspected. An avid opera fan, the name “Revolting Blob” may have something to do with his comic book fetish. No, this is not for certain. Yes, Dr. Koralik and multiple Board members were suspected at one point. We’re on to you, Revolting Blob.

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