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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Rat Dissection Is A Skill

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What's frozen, hairy, and reeks of embalming fluid? Rattus Norvegicus, the common Norwegian rat. They are currently being dissected by a team of professional nobodies, currently headed by the one and only Tom Heldmann.

Mr. Heldmann said "In a comparative sense, the anatomy of the rat and yourself are quite similar, considering that both of you are partially related, being mammals." What most people don't realize is that it was actually somewhat of a final."

Not in Biology? Some people have already stomached the rat dissections, but everyone should have their chance. Good or bad idea? You decide.

By: Kevin Bazarek

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Even though that this is after-the-fact..

I'd like it if someone kicked me in the common-sense next time I write an article this short.

Please. ;]